'Kay, because I was unbelievably bored, here's what I came up with: a Voltron and Star Wars crossover. Actually, more like the out takes. Enjoy!
-Todesengel.


Scene 1: Lotor kneeling in front of an R2-D2 cut out prop. His hair is in the Princess Leia buns.

Lotor: Help me Haggi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope. [Pause] No. I refuse to do this. I'm a Prince God damn it! Not some cinnabun wearing hussy! [Kicks the R2-D2 cut out] And can't we afford some decent props?

Director: But Lotor, Sweetheart, you're prefect for the roll!

Lotor: I don't care. I look bloated in this. [Swirls the cape around his self] I'll be in my trailer if you need me.

Director: (sighs) Actors.


Scene 2: At the palace of Hunk the hutt-

Hunk: All right, already! Enough with the fat jokes!

Allura: I have to be his slave? Why can't I be Keith's?

Lance (from wall where he's frozen in carbonate): Um, could we possibly hurry up? I really have to take a leak.



Scene 3: In Obi-Wan Kenobi's house.

Zarkon (as Obi-Wan Kenobi): Remember, young one. You can fool most of the people some of the time, some of the people most of the time, but you can kill all of the people all of the time.

Director: Cut! Cut! That's not in the script!

Zarkon: But it just sounds so good.


Scene 4: Inside the Millennium Falcon. Sven (Obi-Wan Kenobi) is sitting impatiently at the table.

Sven: Well? Where are they?

Director: I don't know!

[Keith (Luke Skywalker) and Lance (Han Solo) rush in, looking flushed and wearing each other's shirts]

Keith: Sorry. We took a wrong turn.

Sven (with raised eyebrow): So I see.

Director: Make up!


Scene 5: In the rebel infirmary at Hoth. Lance is on the bed, Keith is standing at the head and the Director is talking to Allura.

Director: Now in this scene, you're supposed to kiss Lance as passionately as possible, to prove to Keith that he doesn't know you as well as he thinks he does.

Allura: But it's Lance! How am I supposed to kiss Lance passionately?

Keith: Like this. [Bends down and kisses Lance passionately]

Director: Yeah, like that. Okay, Allura, your turn. [Keith and Lance continue to kiss. It is obvious that the kissing is going to lead to something a little more interesting] Keith? Lance? You guys can stop kissing now. [Lance disengages from Keith to glare at the